A day at Portrush Harbour
Once upona monday afternoon a fish monger, named Jamal de Campo, was mongering fish. An ice-hockey player arrived inquiering about the homosexual living in the lobster trap. Angrily the fish monger reached into his anus and pulled out a boat with a hooker, her fish net had an octopuss smoking a pipe. The octopuss inquired, "the map, yes?", He replied, "No...". An orgasmic explosion came from the homosexual's belly-button, cum was flowing from the hockey-players fake moustache, made of pubes. Gingerly he touched the hooker's octopuss, his hand met Andrew Lloyd Webber's award winning fish, he severed it's France shaped nose with the hockey-stick, it aroused him mightilly. The monger said, "what the Robots! you SHIT!", kicking Jamal de Campo square in the fingers, he reached orgasm. Andre, the manatee, fucked the homosexual.
The Kraken appeared, "WHERES'S MY DILDO!!!" Meanwhile a dairy-farmer fondled the Kraken's hard erect nipples and milked him, "fuck my tits!!", said the farmer.
The US Army fucked his tits, with their penis. David Cameron said, "fucking flying pigs!!". Spotting Susan Boyle's secret cocaine den, David Cameron shite his urethra all over Susan's drug mob.
The End
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